Tamper – The Astral Pages

Tamper II, the end of Chapter 4

Wallace Breen leaned back, removed the toothpick from his mouth, drank from his beer bottle, and sat there with the beer in one hand and the toothpick in the other, elbows on the armrests, and I sensed that he held the floor.

He said, “I’ll tell you what happened and I’ll tell you what didn’t happen. I was taking a shortcut through the woods that night in 1949, after leaving the VFW. I had an open bottle of Boone’s Farm Apple Wine I was drinking from. I came up behind the house, which was usually dark and deserted and I always walked on by, but that night was different. Two people in the back yard were just silhouettes in front of the bright porchlight. I didn’t even see the guy laying down at first, it was dark. I stepped closer and knelt down on one knee behind a shrub. A tall man, it seemed, had an axe handle resting on his shoulder, blade visible in profile behind him. A shorter man was leaning forward, looking down. When my eyes adjusted to the light a little more, I saw that he was pressing a rifle barrel against someone who was on his knees in front of a tree stump. The man with the rifle said you can either put your head on that stump, or I will shoot you in the back. And, the taller guy said This is a dull axe! If it doesn’t kill you, then you’re free to run! And run fast you son of a bitch or he’ll shoot you in the ass and then the head!”

“Oh, my God,” said Evie. “It’s horrible.”

“What happened?” I asked.

“Between poking the rifle against his back and kicking the dude’s feet out from under him, they forced the dude’s head down to rest on the stump, and he shouted don’t do it! Don’t! and Wait! he said. But the guy swung the axe and said run !

“I was scared. I carry the guilt. Of not helping that man, but one guy had a rifle!”

We all looked at him silently, waiting.

As though he felt the pause had lasted long enough, Wallace said, “I think what happened is, the man with the rifle got scared. He freaked out. I think he dropped his gun, jumped over the tree stump, and ran off into the woods. When the axe came down, I cringed you know, and blinked my eyes reflexively. I opened my eyes, I swear he looked like a headless silhouette, for just the brief moment, the position of the porch light, just off to one side of his head.”

“Maybe the guy on the ground jumped up,” said Heavy.

“No, he wouldn’t have had time. I’m telling you, though, that’s just the tip of the iceberg. The mystery is, what really happened, and why? Not only that, but the guy whose head was on the stump…I think he is still alive.”

Tamper II, Chapter 4: Back to the House in the Woods

“The fog is so surreal,” I said to everyone in the car, but mostly to Rhonda, who sat beside me in the dark back seat of Heavy’s car.

It was almost midnight as the flat-black ’67 Camaro carried us under and through a moving canopy of trees and fog. Evie rolled down her window because Rhonda had lit a cigarette sitting directly behind her. Rhonda gave me a funny look, holding her cigarette like a commandant.

“It doesn’t bother me,” I said.

Between the rolling fog and the occasional clearing of branches, I watched moonlight dart across Rhonda’s face. She went from old to young and back depending on how the light hit through the fog and branches. A thousand tiny wrinkles grew sharp and she looked like an old witch with one eye closed more than the other one, which frightened me. My head tingled. But then she looked classically beautiful, a shining Joan of Arc before the window. Or was it just me?

“Is this where you saw the owl?” asked Evie, in the front passenger seat.

“Wait until you see the owl in the mirror!” proclaimed Rhonda as she cracked open another miniature whiskey.

“The rear-view mirror?” asked Evie.

“No, on the dresser.”

The road carried us up a steep hill until Rhonda and I leaned back in our seats like astronauts fighting G forces. The headlights beamed upward onto an empty tree limb for a couple of seconds, then levelled out. We drove past the row of rickety mailboxes and Heavy eased the car to a stop. A light was on inside the house, on the first floor.

Heavy moved first, out the door, and around the front of the car, opening Evie’s door.

“Fat boy moves fast,” said Rhonda, cigarette in mouth, looking back at me while she exited the back seat.

I drank what remained of the whiskey in the little bottle and followed her out the door on her side of the car. She walked past Evie and Heavy and led us to the door.

The front door opened, and there stood Wallace Breen. Dark hair with gray streaks, pomaded and combed back, greaser style. Toothpick in his mouth, which he removed just long enough to say “come in” and he turned away. He wore a gray mechanic shirt, with a sewn-on name patch. When he turned away, I saw Westside Head & Block on the back.

I didn’t expect the house to look so pleasant on the inside, because the outside was so plain. It was like entering a cabin-style Air B&B. The living room had a vaulted ceiling with wooden beams and arches. To my left, I saw an entertainment center loaded with stereo components and a television. I saw a turntable, a reel-to-reel tape deck, a radio receiver/amplifier, two big speakers and two small speakers, and what was obviously his listening chair – a recliner with headphones on top of the backrest, connected by a black coiled cord plugged into the amp.

The coffee table was glossy lacquered wood with rough, uneven sides. To my right, I saw a bookshelf, couch, grandfather clock, and a door.

Wallace looked at me sullenly, removed the toothpick from his mouth, drank from a bottle of beer, turned and went to his chair and we all sat down. Rhonda acted as host, asking who wanted something to drink.

“Beer or Mountain Dew. The water from the faucet smells like rotten eggs.”

“Mountain Dew?” asked Evie.

“The pop, not the moonshine.”

“Do you live here, too?” asked Heavy.

“Nobody really lives here,” said Rhonda, pulling a cigarette from the pack with her lips. “The bedrooms are full of boxes and furniture. I own the house,” and she lit the cigarette.

“You own the Gregg house?”

“Mr. Gregg sold this house to my father in 1960. He lets us use it to hang out.”

“Incredible,” I said. “My name is Whit, by the way, and I’ve been wanting to talk to you about what you saw.”

Wallace Breen leaned forward to set his beer down on the coffee table, then leaned back and removed the toothpick from his mouth.

He said, “Hi, Whit. I appreciate your interest. I’m going to tell you one story that will disappoint you, and another story that will mystify you.”

About

Tamper II: Dark Evening Wings

Chapter 1: Owl, 1969

I’ll never forget the sight of that big brown owl in the black of night, perched on a limb over a dirt road, illuminated by the headlights of Heavy Turner’s flat-black ’67 Camaro. It was the night Heavy told me about the man who jumped up and ran into the woods after someone cut off his head.

I was fifteen years old. Heavy Turner was sixteen. He showed off his driving skill and his extensive familiarity with back roads winding through the woods late at night in the foothills of the Appalachian Mountains. The dashboard lights glowed like a spaceship console. Loud swamp rock, Green River by Credence Clearwater Revival, surged from the crooked 8-track tape deck designed to fit a different dashboard. My exhilaration bordered on fright as we peeled through barely visible woods, no moon, no streetlights, and tree branches whipping against the windshield.

The road carried us up a steep hill until our headlights beamed upward onto the owl, perched on a limb, brown feathers mottled with white, yellow eyes set in great fanning discs and sternly arched forehead, watching us intrude into its dark territory.

“Did you see that?” shouted Heavy, turning down the music with his right hand.

“That was a big owl!” I said.

“It was a great horned owl, I’m pretty sure,” said Heavy, dashboard lights reflecting from his glasses when he glanced at me. “There’s one in the barn on my dad’s farm. He says it chased away the barn owls.”

The road levelled out. We drove past a row of rickety mailboxes and Hev jerked the Camaro into a hard right turn. No matter how sharp the turn, Hev’s considerable bulk kept him unmovable and unflappable in his bucket seat, while my boney frame struggled to keep from tilting and sliding with every twist of the road. I thought we were running into a ditch, but no, we were now bouncing along on a dirt road that had been virtually hidden. Hev hit the brakes and steered into a sideways skid, flinging dirt and gravel. The car stopped sideways in the road, facing an old house set back in a clearing. It was a modest, unadorned wood-frame two-story house. A wide gable served as the roof of a boxy second-floor balcony. Heavy killed his headlights, but not the engine. He was always ready for a fast getaway. The house was completely dark except for a single light shining through yellow curtains like a Van Gogh sunflower. The light in the window suddenly went dark.

“That’s the opposite of what usually happens when I drive up to a house in the middle of the night,” said Hev. “I’m surprised. I didn’t think anybody lived here. This will be a great story for your paper.”

“What’s the story?” I asked.

“Back in the 1940s, a man was beheaded in the back yard by a broad-axe.”

“No way.”

“Yeah, and it gets better,” he said. “There was a bet. A wager on whether or not a body could run after the head was cut off. Not a chicken. A human person. These two guys invited a homeless guy to this house. That night, one of the men pulled a gun on the homeless guy, took him to the back yard and forced him down, head on a tree stump.”

“No way.”

“Yeah, and one of the men said, this broad-axe might not be sharp enough to cut through your neck. I’m only going to swing this heavy ass thing one time. If it only wounds you, you’re free to run away if you can. But you better run fast, they said, or we’ll start shooting.”

“The axe was dull?”

“No! The thing was sharp as hell! They just told him it was dull to prepare him for running! They wanted to know if, when the blade hit the back of his neck, a fraction of a second before it severed his spinal cord, the last nerve impulse rushing from his brain to his body was a command to run!”

“Did he run?”

“Hell, yes. As soon as that blade came down, his head rolled onto the ground and his body jumped over the stump and ran into the woods!”

“Who says? That can’t be.”

“They never found the head, but they found the headless body a mile away.”

“The body couldn’t have run that far,” I said. “It should have fallen down in a heap, just a little way into the woods.”

“Exactly.”

“Who are the people who supposedly saw this? Are they still alive?”

“That’s what we look into next,” said Hev. “Miss Evie has the newspaper archives and city records.”

The Camaro’s engine was still rumbling quietly.

“Why are we still sitting here?” I said, glancing around. “It’s a wonder someone hasn’t come out here with a shotgun.”

“Yeah,” said Heavy. “It’s time to go.”

He turned the wheel, hit the gas, and flicked on his headlights. Driving back over the hill, something fell with a thud onto the windshield. It was the severed head of a rabbit, oozing blood from the neck. Great wings flapped away in the dark sky.

“Ahhhh!” we both shouted.

The rabbit’s dead eyes were open, like it was looking at us through the windshield.

“Holy shit,” said Heavy. He hit the brakes on the downhill slope, so the head rolled and slid off the front of the hood. “That was freaky!”

“Did somebody throw that at us?” I asked.

“The owl dropped it. They do that sometimes.”

“Drop bloody heads on cars?!”

“Sometimes they decapitate their prey.”

“I never knew that.”

“Evie the Librarian says so. It’s a fact.”